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Rasel – 23 bochor boyosh university student

Monir shaheb – 55 bochor boyosh. Ekta private co te chakri koren. Rasel er baba. Height – 6 ft
Mrs. Asma – 53 bochor boyosh. Housewife. Rasel er maa - Height – 5 ft 8 inch

Nasir shahed – Monir shaheb er purano colleague. 55 bochor boyosh - Height – 5 ft 3 inch.
Mrs. Kakoli – Nasir shaheb er stree. 55 bochor boyosh. Uni o housewife. Height – 5 ft 2 inch.

Biplob – Nasir shaheb er chele 22 bochor boyosh. Italy te porashona korche. Rasel er khub valo bondhu.

Vumika –

Golpo shuru korar agey ekta choto vumika deoa dorkar. Monir shaheb ar nasir shaheb aj pray 20 bochor er purano shohokormi. Dujon ek e office dirghodin chakri koray darun ekta bondhutto purno shomporko toiri hoyeche. Ar bondhutto ta shudhu tader vitor e shima boddho nei. Tara paribarik vabey o darun bondhu hoye utheche. Chutir din gulo te pray e adda hoy karo na karo barite. Tader chelera Rasel ar Boplib er vitor o vishon valo bondhutto achey.

Kintu ei 2 poribar goto 3 bochor dhore khub mon mora hoye achey. Karon nasir shaheb er posting dinazpur e. tai nasir shaheb ar mrs. Kakoli k dinazpur e thakte hoy. Nasir shaheb okhan e office er incharge tai darun besto thaken shob shomoy. Edik e monir shaheb o khub besto howay. 2 poribarer karo shathe karo dekha hoyni pray 2/3 bochor. Jodio phone e proti week e ekbar korey tader kotha hoy.

Amader ajker golpo ta ei dui poribar k ghirei ashun tahole golpo shuru kora jaak –

Raat 11 ta dinnign table monir shaheb, Mrs. Asma ar rasel rater khabar kachche. Tuk tak kotha barta bolche khabar faak e faak e. ektu dur e drawing room e TV te rater khobor hochchey khete khete tara TV o dekhche. Emon shomoy monir shaheb er mobile e ekta phone elo. Monir shaheb chokh kuchke mobile er display te takalen. Mrs. Asma jiggesh korlen –

- Ke?
- Nasir bhai phone korechen

Monir shaheb mobile er yes button e chap dilen

- Hallo nasir bhai kemon achen?
- Valo achi monir bhai. Apnara kemon achen
- Eito vai amra o valo achi. Ta apni ekhon kothay eto shobdo kisher.
- Bolchi tar agey apni phone ta vabi k din. Unakei boli ami ekhon kothay

Morir shaheb mrs. Asmar dike phone ta egiye dilen. Bollen nasir bhai tomar shathey kotha bolben.

- Slamalekum nasir bhai. Kemon achen
- Walaikumassalam vabi. Valo achi
- Apni kothay ekhon?
- Apni na bolen apnara. Apnar vabi o ache amar shathey.
- Tai? Ta apnara eto ratre baire ki korchen. Kothao berate jachchen bujhi?
- Shonen vabi. Amra ekhon garite. Apnader okhanei jachchi
- Wow …. Bolen ki…. Ei shuncho nasir vai ar kakoli vabi naki amader bashay ashchen.


Kothata shune monir shaheb pray chitkar korey bole uthlen “bolo ki”? tarpor streer haat theke mobile phone ta pray chiniye nilen.

- Seriously apnara ashnen bhai
- Ha bhai ha

Ebar opash theke Mrs. Kakoli bollen.

- Ufff… amader je ki anondo hochche bole bojhate parbona.
- Ha bhai amader o ek e rokom anondo hochche. Shudhu mone hochche kokhon apnader bari pouchabo.
- Ta kodin thakben?
- Beshidin thakte parbona bhai. Matro 2 raat.
- Arey dhur rakhen to apnar 2 raat. 1 week er agey apnader charchina.
- Na re bhai ebar ar beshi din thaka hobe na. next week e apnar bhai er office e koyek ta boro boro meeting achey amader k firtei hobey.
- Achcha thik achey agey ashun apnara. Nah ajke amar ar asmar to ratre ghum e hobe na hahaha…
- Thik achey bhai ekhon rakhchi. Kalke shokal e dekha hobey.

Monir shaheb ar mrs. Asma anonde pray chitkar korey kotha bolte laglen. Edik e rasel baba maa er ei uchchcash dekhey hingshay jolte laglo. Bollo –

- Ei j tomra j eto anondo korcho amar ki hobey
- Tomar abar ki hobey? Tumi o amader shathey anondo korbe golpo korbe ghura ghuri korbe…
- Ghorar dim golpo korbe… tomra ja golpo koro ta to ar amar jonno na.


Monir shaheb ar Mrs. Asma hothath besh oprostut hoye porlen. Asholey ei dui dompoti jokhon golpe moshgul hon tokhon tader golper ba addar kono hishab nikash thake na. onek shomoy dirty jokes niye o tara hashi thatta shuru koren ja rasel er jonno khub embarrassing hoy tokhon. Mone mone o boley tomader ei jokes gulo Jodi shob shunte partam. Rasel unader 2 / 1 ta jokes majhe majhe shine feleche ar shegulo o or bondhuder k boley koyek dinei darun jonoprio hoye utheche.

Pordin jothariti nasir shaheb stree kakoli ke niye monir shaheb er bashay poucholen. Dinajpur theke unara nana rokom mojar mojar khabar ar jinish potro enechen. Rasel er jonno o ekta gift achey but sheta Biplob pathiyeche. Mrs. Kakoli sheta rasel er haat e dilo. Rasel packet ta khule dekhlo ote ekta shundor pen ache. Chomotkar dekhte kolom ta.

Porer din raat 8 ta –

Rasel or ghor e porashonay besto. Pasher ghorey uncle anti ra baba maar shathey adda dichchey. Kintu rasel er kichutei poray mon boshchena. Karon ajke unara ektu beshi hasha-hashi korchen.ar ektu por por e fish fish korey dirty jokes bolaboli korchen. Nichu golay keu ekjon Ekta jokes bolche ar tar por por e 4 jon ghor fatiye heshe uthche. Rasel kono vabei poray mono shongjog korte parche na. evabe half an hour jabar por rasel uthe porlo. Nah evabe porashona kora jay naki?

Rasel uthey bashar chad e gelo. Ekta cigarette dhoralo. Or vishon raag hochchey. Ashole or raag er karon or poray disturbance na. unara fish fish korey kotha bolar jonno rasel kichu shunte pachche na jar karon e or jokes gulo shona hochche na. ishshs Jodi jokes gulo shunte parto darun mojar hoto… fatafati shob jokes jane unara… bishesh korey kakoli auntir jokes guli ja mojar… jemon hashir temon nongra.

Rasel cigarette fukte fukte jokhon ei shob vabchilo tokhon hothat shirite kakoli auntyr gola pelo. Uni rasel k dakchen. Rasel hater cigarette ta fele chute gelo. Kakoli auntyr haat e mobile phone. rasel er dike bariye diye bollo

- Ei nao tomar bondhu. Kotha bolo.
Rasel phone kane ditei opash theke biplob er kotha shunte pelo

- Ki khobor bondhu amar gift ta peyechish?
- Ha dosto thak you. Kolom ta khub shundor.
- Shudhu shundor ar kichu na?
- Ar abar ki? Shundor kolom tai shundor bollam
- Ar kichu ter pashni?
- Na to
- Nah….tui gadha gadha e theke geli. Ota shudhu kolom e na. ota ekta camera. Kolom tar mathay dekh ekta camera achey.
- Bolsih ki? Tai naki
- Ha ota diye tui lukiye onek kichu vdo korte parbi. Chobi tule parbi.
- Wow tai naki…. Thank you dosto…many many thanks.
- Ha pray 8 ghontar moto vdo korte parbi bujhli chhagol?

Biplob ke aro koyek bar thanks diye phone rekhedilo rasel tarpor nijer ghore giye kolom er packet ta abar khullo o. asholei to ota ekta camera. Shathey built in USB port. Orthat vdo ba picture tule ta computer e neoa jabey. Darun jinish.

Ratre shobar shathey khabar khete khete hothath rasel er mathay ekta plan elo. Achcha baba- maa ar uncle aunty ra to ajke shara raat adda debey. Shekhane nishchoi tara onek onek jokes bolaboli korbe. Ghor kom thakar karone rasel ajke drawing room e ghumabe ar or room ta chere debe nasir uncle ar kakoli antir jonno. Rasel thik korlo or kolom camera ta ajke o or ghore fit korbe. Tarpor tader shara raat er adda ta record korbe. Rasen nei boley unara ar fish fish kore tokhon kotha bolben na. foley jokes gulo pore sposh to shune neya jabey.

Rasel plan execute korte taratari kheye nilo. Tarpor or ghor e giye bocha nar pashe table er upor rakha kolomdani tar upor or kolom ta rekhe dilo. Emon vabe rakhlo jeno ghorer shob kichu cover korey. Tar por rasel ghor theke berirey elo. Ashar agey or kolom camera ta on kore dilo.


Raat anumanik 2 tar dikey rasel er ghum venge gelo. Probol pani trishna peyeche or. Fridge theke ek glass thanda pani khelo. Tarpor ekta cigarette ar lighter niye chad e chole gelo. Chad e dhuk e o cigarette ta dhorate jabe emon shomoy o lokkho korlo je or pechon e boro tob e rakha ful gachtar kach theke kemon jeno ekta gun gun awaz ashche. Rasel shotorko hoye gelo. Karon idaning oder paray khub chore r upodrob hoyeche. Rasel chor ta ke haat e naat e dhorar jonno ghurey onno poth diye or pichon e chole gelo. Kintu okhan e ja dekhlo ta dekhe o pathor hoye gelo.

Purnimar chader alo te o sposhto dekhte pelo or baba dewal e helan diye boshe achey ar tar buk e mukh diye kakoli anti unar gola joriye dhore ararari vabe boshe achey. Rasel er ja bojha bujhe gelo. O thik korlo unader ei kormokando ta dekhbe. Ovabe kichukkhon jabar por kakoli anti unar much ta tullen ar rasel er baba Mrs. Kakolir roshalo thot e nijer thot lagiye chumu khete laglen. Koyek minute chumu khabar por kakoli anti rasel er baba ke bollen.

- Monir bhai dekhen to ami ki ager theke mota hoyechi?
- Ektu mota hoyechen kintu tate apnar shorir ta aro shundor hoyeche. Apnar pacha tipe khub moja pachchi.
- Apnar bhai amake dinraat shudhu bole kom khao kom khao mota hoye jachcho.
- Nasir bhai er kotha baad din to vabi. Uni to etokkhon e amar bou er paharer moto bishal shorir ta niye hadudu khelche.



Dujon e chapa shor e heshe uthlo.

Rasel er matha ghure uthlo. Tar maney niche or ghorey o same show cholche? Ar shob or pen cameray record hochchey. Rasel ar vabte parlona. O mejhete boshey porlo. Ot haat pa thanda hoye ashche. Ja hok ektu por rasel er baba ke Mrs. Kakoli bollen


- Ishshshs… janen monir bhai. Amra dujon je apnader ke ki rokom miss kori.
- Shudhu ki apnara miss koren? Amra bujhi korina.
- Jani apnara o amader shoman miss koren ashole erokom gopon nishiddho anondo to amra ar karo kache pabona tai shob shomoy apnader bashay ashar jonno mon ta bekul hoye thakey.
- Janen vabi gotobar je ami apnar guder baal gulo kamiye chilam…. Shei baal gulo aj o ami rekhe diyechi.
- Amio apnar shathey amar prothom milon er por jei choto rumal ta te apnar birjo ar amar jonir rosh muchechilam sheta ekhono rekhe diyechi. Jokhon apnar kotha khub mone pore tokhon ota ber kore nake niye shuki… apnar shukno birjer gondhe ami apnake khuje pete cheshta kori.

Rasel dekhlo or baba kakoli anti ke buker shathey joriye dhorlo. Rasel montro mugdher moto dekhte laglo. Ke bolbe ei noro nari dujon er boyosh 55 bochor? Shomaj shongoskar ke dure theke tara adim oboidho jouno shukh upovog korche. Ghono nishshash er shathey rasel er abba Mrs. Kakolir kane kane fish fish kore bollen

- I love you kakoli vabi
- I love you too monir bhai.
- I love you
- I love you too
- love you
- me too.
Evabe pray 2 minute 2 jon khub jorajori korte thaklo. Ek porjaye rasel er baba Mrs, kakoli ke bollen

- vabi ekhon bolbo?
- Ki bolben bhai?
- Nongra nongra kotha
- Na bhai ekhon na. dekhchen na ki shundor purnimar chaad er jotsna… erokom shomoy jorajori kore prem korte hoy. Erokom shomoy nongra kotha manay na.
- Taholey ki ami nongra kotha bolte parbona?
- Bolben na keno? Nishchoi bolben. Kintu ekhon na Jokhon amake korben tokhon bolben. Korte korte bolben. Tokhon shunte o valo lagbe.
- Thik ache vabi.

Rasel er baba tar ekta haat kakoli antir sharir vitor dhukiye onekkhon naralo. Kakoli anti aste aste rasel er baba ke bollen.

- Monir bhai apnar haat e ghori ache? Ekhon kota baje?
- 3 ta baje vabi.
- Ekbar phone kore dekhen to oder holo kina. Oder shesh holey cholen shuye pori. Kalke abar shokal e uthte hobey.

Rasel er baba pashe rakha mobile ta niye phone korlen.

- Ki nasir bhai holo apnader?
- Ha bhai ei matro 3rd round shesh korlam.
- Ta amar ginni kothay? ghumiye poreche?
- Na asma vabi toilet e gechey gud ar pod dhutey
- Keno? Apni na shunechi korar por dhoa dhuye pochondo koren na taholey amar ginni ke dhute pathalen keno?
- Apni thik e shunechen monir bhai. Ami na dhuye oi obosthay ghumate pochondo kori. Kintu ajke dhoa dhuye kortei holo.
- Keno kortei holo keno?
- Sheta bola jabena monir bhai. Vishon lojjar bepar hahahaha…
- Thik achey. Amra ar 15 minute er vitor ashchi.
- Ok bhai.

Monir shaheb uthe daralen. Tarpor mrs. Kakoli ke hat dhore tene dar koralen. Rasel bujhlo je unara ekhon niche chole jabe. Tai rasel druto shiri diye drawing room e sofay shuye porlo. Kintu pray 5 minute hoye gelo keu chad theke namlona. Rasel ektu obak holo. Unader to or pechon pechon e ghore dhokar kotha. Kothay gelen unara. Rasel sofa theke uthlo. Tarpor abar chad er dikey jete laglo. Aste aste chad e uthey dekhlo okhan e keu nei. Ki bepar ? gelo kothay? rasel er ebar ektu voi korte laglo. Jodi dhora porey jay… tai ar risk na niye o fire jabar shiddhanto nilo. Shirir kachakachi ashtei rasel dujonke dekhte pelo. Shiri pechone ekta chotto khali boundary achey okhane e ekta boshar jayga o achey. Rasel okhaney uki diye bujhlo keno unader eto deri hochchilo.

Rasel dekhlo or baba monir shaheb nijer sando genji ta buk porjonto tuley dariye achen. Tar poroner lungi ta unar payer goralir kachey porey achey. Ar unar shamne hama debar vongite kakoli anti boshe achey. Unar shari petikot shoho komor porjonto tola. Monir shaheb mrs. Kakolir gol pachata khamchate khamchate komor nariye jachche. Kakoli anti khub mridu shor e uh….uh….uh….uh…. korchen. Nistobdhotar karone rasel shob shunte pachchey.
Ekshomoy kakoli anti dariye porlen. Ar rasel er baba unar buk duto pechon theke muchre muchre tipte laglo ar shei shathey khub jore jore komor chelate laglo. Evabe aro 2 minute cholar por rasel er baba bollen

- Vabi ekhon ektu nongra kotha bolbo
- Ha bolun

Rasel er baba kakoli anti kaner kache much niye bola shuru korlo. Rasel sposhto shunte pachchey.

- Uff….kakoli vabi apni ekta khanki
- Ahh…
- Apnake chudi… khanki vabi amar.
- Oohhh…
- Apnar maa ke chudi…
- Ohh..
- Kakoli vabi….amar chutmarani…khanki….khochchor vabi…
Hothath monir shaheb chup kore gelen. Mrs. Kakoli bollen.

- Ki vai? Apnar ber hobey?
- Ha vabi apnar ber hoyeche?
- Ha 2 bar ber hoyeche
- Tahole birjo charbo vabi?
- Ha charun
- Kothay birjo felbo?
- Apnar jevabe ichcha
- Taholey vabi amar lawrar kachey boshun. Apnar mukher upor birjopat kori.

Rasel dekhlo Kakoli anti babar dhon er kachey boshlo ar baba halka kepe kepe kakoli antir chikh, much, gaal. Nak. Thot unar vater maar er moto birjo diye voriye dilo.

Mrs. Kakolir face er upor birjopat kora hoye gele monir shaheb hat diye Mrs. Kakolir shara mukh e makhiye dilen. Purnimar vora jotsnay rasel dekhlo Kakoli antir shara mukh ta babar birjo lege chik chik korchey.

Chader aloy babar birjo mukhe mekhe uni babar dike premomoy drishtite takiye achey. Kakoli anti ke vishon mayaboti lagchey ei obosthay…